My Opinion Of Christmas

Honestly I don't event think Christmas is even a Christian holiday anymore it's more of an American holiday

Black Friday Truth

Library Evolution

2002 Library:








2016 Library:

Useless texts like this

Every Single Time

(BTW I make all my memes)

Sports Players Can Relate

Thanks Mr. Trump. NOT.

Unless Donald Trump becomes president.

Adults and Books

So is it just me or is there something with adults and book titles. Take a look.

Book titles that would be for kids:

• The Witch's Fortune
• Hunted
• The Corpse's Spirit
• Rise Of The Kings

Then the Adult books where the titles have nothing to do with the actual story. Ok mabey like the first page.

Book titles that would be for adults:

• The Cobbler's Tale
• A Sniff of August
• Heart Fever
• Frames of Wood

Right because no one can wait to read a 300 page book about wooden frames!

Realization

I'd also like to point out how if you scroll down to my quote of the day that lasted one day. Yeah it's not that I'm lazy... I just have better things to do... yeah... like uhh... sleeping or playing FIFA for example.

Euro Soccer Fan Experience In Europe

Hey everyone, recently I went on a vacation to Europe and I had a pretty interesting experience with soccer fans in Europe. We first went to Portugal, and there we watched the Portugal team play Croatia in the Europe Cup at the town square. There were probably around 7000 people there. Later, we visited France and watched France play Germany in the cup in a Vietnamese restaurant. The funny part was, the reactions from the fans were completely different. There were around 30 people in a french bar across the Vietnamese restaurant, and the reactions from the two groups were entirely different. Here's a sample of each party.

700 Portugal Fans:

30 French Fans:

Yeah it was even weirder for the post game reaction:

 Portugal Fans Postgame:

 French Fans Postgame:

So even though Portual won the cup in the end... the French fans definetly won for most spirit.

Signing off for now,
Oh wait yeah you guys don't know my name. Never Mind.

Neighborhhod Nerf Wars

Untrustworthy Diet

3rd Person

Quote of the Day #1

-Author of this blog

ICC T20 World Cup Cricket 2016

Virat Kohli

Kane WilliamsonJoe RootChris Gayle

• DID SOMEONE SAY MATHEMATICIANS ARE NOT FUNNY????
  (All Statistics Are Fake)
  87/12  People struggle with math. I’m glad I’m not that 70%
• Math is the only place in the world where someone will buy 65 shirts and not one person will wonder why
• Math has 3 rules…
• Make the Denominator whatever you want...
• Use zero whenever you want…
• Just don’t combine the two

• The truth is… to be a mathematician, you don’t need a smart brain. You just need good debate skills to convince everyone that your answer is right.

• Everyone thinks that mathematicians spend all their time behind textbooks and math notes. Well that’s not true! They have many athletic abilities such as…
• Brain Flexing
• Algebraic Equation Solving
• ALL BRAIN RELATED THINGS
• Next time your friend acts too “smart”, or something like that, follow these steps:
• Give him the hardest expression EVER, square roots, exponents, distributive property, etc. (HINT:)
• Put it all in parenthesis with a negative sign outside
• Then put that expression in a square root sign
• Tell your friend to solve the expression
• After your friend solves it with a huge grin on his face tell him that any negative square root  is automatically undefined.
• LITERALLY RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Broncos Superbowl Champs

Writes "World Champs" on tablet.

Doesn't realize 0.510204081% of the world plays football.

Neon Veins

FUN FACT: YOUR BLOOD IS NOT ACTUALLY BLUE IT IS ALWAYS RED. IT JUST APPEARS BLUE BECAUSE OF THE WAY YOUR SKIN CHANGES THE COLOR AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS BLUE ON THE OUTSIDE

Spiders

Not over there there's a spider!!!! NO!!!!!

Happy Birthday Mom

Never eat my cookie again......

Happy New Year!!!

There's not alot I can say in this blog post except...

LETS GO PATS!!!!

Yeah and Happy New Year that ... yeah that too.